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Saturday, December 21, 2013


“Arrggghhhh!!! You Bleep! Bleep!”
If you own an automobile and navigate the roadways often, there’s a likely chance that you’ve screamed that phrase out on a daily basis or maybe someone has screamed it at you a few times. In The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots, these idiosyncratic authors show you that there are millions of cidiots out there just like you and the cidiot who almost clipped your bumper this morning.
Filled with hundreds of common driving offenses, this gut-wrenching funny handbook features hilariously, jaw dropping terms and phrases describing some of the nastiest driving habits you or another cidiot have engaged in almost every day on the highways and byways. Inside, you’ll find “The Motor Mouth Motorist” who suffers from road rage, “The Para Lane Bluffer” who can’t decide if they want to merge into oncoming traffic until the last second, “The Eye Shadow Bandit” who thinks she’s skilled enough to drive at high speeds while applying makeup in the car mirror, and many more epic adventures of daily cidiot driving habits that are far too many to list here.
Whether you’re the culprit or the victim of cidiot driving, The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots will have you laughing, pouring tears, and showing off your enriched cidiot vocabulary.

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